I Didn't Forget.

Every few days I do a cleanliness check. It is amazing how kids can come out of the shower and be mostly dry. So I do a spot check because, I don't know, I think I am supposed to do that.

The other day.

V: Hold still. I am trying to see.

B: Ouch. Momma, I think you forgot for a second that my penis is attached to my body.

Well, I didn't forget. But that's what happens when your parts are being examined and you're doing the nakey dance. Not taking the blame for this one.